I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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