did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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