At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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