I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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