Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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