Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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