do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Randomize
