One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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