Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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