i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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