Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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