They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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