Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
