My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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