i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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