the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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