oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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