That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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