so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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