in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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