Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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