I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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