I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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