Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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