Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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