Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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