Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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