i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This baby is an asshole
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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