you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
