god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I understand Curling. That high.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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