My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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