Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
MIDGETS
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