Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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