gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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