dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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