why didn't you poke me back
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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