your room smells of hookers.
And success
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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