Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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