You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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