Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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