it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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