when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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