what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
