PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't deserve a penis
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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