this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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