dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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