he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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