Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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