I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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