why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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