So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
only if we run a train.
done.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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