belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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