The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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