i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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